Let me update you on where I am with my New Years Resolutions. If you have read my previous posts then you know that one of my resolutions was to eat better for at least the first 2 weeks of January until the New Year Resolutiony Guilt wore off. Well, to hell with that resolution. Pretty much the day after setting it I tipped my hat and said “screw you, Resolutions” and kept shovelling as much chocolate as I could find into my body. I try to counter it with healthy smoothies and other healthy crap but my god I just can’t live a life without chocolate. So four days after my healthy living resolution I walk down Boyfriend’s stairs with a box of his Christmas chocolates in my hand.

Me: I’m going to eat one of your chocolates.
Boyfriend: No, you are going to eat that whole box of chocolates.
Me: Okay I’m actually going to have two of them, but that’s it!
Boyfriend: No, you’re going to eat the whole box on me.
Me: YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!
Boyfriend: You’re currently putting the entire box of chocolates in your sweater pocket!
Me: YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!

He managed to wrestle the box from my death grip after letting me eat two of them.

Three minutes later he looks across the room and sees me in the kitchen.

Boyfriend: Whatcha doing?
Me: I’m going to eat one of the Rocky Road chocolates your mom made.
Boyfriend: No, you’re going to eat all of the rocky road chocolates my mom made.
Me: YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!
Boyfriend: You’re sitting on the floor next to the fridge eating them.
Me: I have no clue how I’m not fat…

So far I’ve been blaming Dark NL on me not fulfilling any of my New Years Resolutions. Can’t do yoga in the dark! Can’t cook healthy food with no working stove so must eat all the chocolate! I have a case of buttercream brownies that I put in the freezer simply because they taste a little better frozen and as soon as the power went I yelled “GONNA HAVE TO EAT ALL THE BROWNIES BEFORE THEY GO BAD!” To which my Roommate assured me that’s not how things work.

I have been trying to keep up with one resolution though, which is the one where I work on this blog and put some actual effort into it. Boyfriend has been trying to help me fix up the blog a bit so it can look nicer and I can display who I follow and who follows me etc. and mostly it is just him going “*!@# THE INTERNETS” and me hitting random keys with my elbows while yelling things like “GAH!” Boyfriend is a very smart computer scientologist aka computer scientist because computer scientologist isn’t a thing unless you’re a robotic scientologist which I suppose a Cylon could be but then again that wouldn’t really make sense because they believe in the one true God and not L. Ron Hubbard. ANYWHO I digress, Boyfriend is very smart with computers and can do amazing things that leave me going “WTF how did that even happen?” but Word Press seems to elude him and well I know nothing about computers so I made a couple widgety things appear if you click on an icon on the top of my blog and that’s about all I can do with it. I saw the word “Widget” underneath my Dashboard for Word Press and asked Boyfriend what a widget is. His response? “You’re going to have to give me some context because I would say that you are a widget.” He says the most romantic things to me.

While fiddling around with the computer I started playing a video that had some very loud beeps at the beginning of it. Boyfriend and Roommate started looking around the room wondering where the beeps were coming from because we have started to fear beeping sounds as they can be a sign that the power is going to go out again and leave us without internets and hot chocolate again. So they are looking around for the source of the beep and I yell out “It’s okay, it’s just me!” meaning it’s okay it’s just from my computer and Roommate yells back “Is that a new symptom?!” Boyfriend laughed a lot and wished he had said it first. Har har har. 

Now I will leave you with a personal glimpse into my personal life. Here is a picture of two of my closest friends. They are always there for me and always do what they can to make sure I am comfortable when I’m having bad days. I couldn’t imagine life without them, really.

Ps. they are my dog bed pillow and my heating pad. Some people post pictures of their babies but I’m posting pictures of my heating pad and I’m okay with that.

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12 Comments on So…about those New Year’s resolutions…

  1. Michaela Wiley
    January 7, 2014 at 12:47 am (6 years ago)

    haha that was great to read. Good luck on your blogging in 2014 😉

    Reply
  2. Caleb Woodard
    January 8, 2014 at 2:27 am (6 years ago)

    Just made me laugh, I know what you mean I was caught taking a handful of candy from my boss’s candy bowl in her office today. I just looked at her and walked away and nothing was said!! HA!

    Reply
    • lisermarie2013
      January 8, 2014 at 3:59 am (6 years ago)

      That’s what your boss gets for having candy in her office!

      Reply
  3. Jen and Tonic
    January 8, 2014 at 2:31 am (6 years ago)

    Another funny lady on WordPress! All hail the merciful Gods who answered my prayers.

    Reply
    • lisermarie2013
      January 8, 2014 at 3:58 am (6 years ago)

      Awwww shucks! Well I’m in great company!

      Reply
  4. McCoag
    January 8, 2014 at 3:50 am (6 years ago)

    this Roommate fella seems pretty funny, he must be a wonderful person to live with

    Reply
  5. thebritishberliner
    January 20, 2014 at 5:45 pm (5 years ago)

    I like a lady who can make me read their monolgues for two! 🙂

    Reply
  6. The Hook
    January 29, 2014 at 3:37 pm (5 years ago)

    Nice heating pad, babe.
    Strangest compliment I’ve ever paid a woman – EVER!

    Reply

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